I really, really loathe this kind of email marketing. The blank envelope with an important looking “Important!” stamp on it, no return sender address or anything by my name and address. What could it be? I don’t know! I have to open it! Open it only to find it’s a damn Time Warner Cable promotion. So very lame. Waste of my time and waste of paper on their part.
It only makes it worse because I cut my cable TV cord, and there’s no way I’m going back to it.